The Galactic Overlord Story

Once, Little Bear was swinging in the secret garden. He dropped his scissors and the Headless Horseman got them. Using George Bush's left arm, he cut the swing. When Little Bear fell, he got in a genetic mixup with the Headless Horseman. Little Bear had no head and George Bush's Left Arm and the Headless Horseman had Little Bear's head and furry ears.

Then, a Galactic Overlord came down and took them to a pizza store on Mars. "Why did you take us here?" they asked. "Because I want to order pizza", he said. "But there is no pizza here", they said. "That's because the pizza is on Pluto." Then, he called the Pizza Guy. "I want to order an extra large cheese pizza. Yes, yes, yes, I want the Hello Kitty doll. OK, bye!"

Then, the Pizza Guy came. He was a hobo. The Galactic Overlord looked at his food. "I wanted a cheese pizza, not an anchovy pizza!" he shouted. Then he looked at his toy. "I wanted the Hello Kitty doll, not the Star Wars collectible." The the Galactic Overlord took them back to Earth.

The End

A following note: This was done as a 2nd grade writing activity, its not supposed to be good.