The Galactic Overlord Story

Once, Little Bear was swinging in the secret garden. He dropped his scissors and the Headless Horseman got them. Using George Bush's left arm, he cut the swing. When Little Bear fell, he got in a genetic mixup with the Headless Horseman. Little Bear had no head and George Bush's Left Arm and the Headless Horseman had Little Bear's head and furry ears.

Then, a Galactic Overlord came down and took them to a pizza store on Mars. "Why did you take us here?" they asked. "Because I want to order pizza", he said. "But there is no pizza here", they said. "That's because the pizza is on Pluto." Then, he called the Pizza Guy. "I want to order an extra large cheese pizza. Yes, yes, yes, I want the Hello Kitty doll. OK, bye!"

Then, the Pizza Guy came. He was a hobo. The Galactic Overlord looked at his food. "I wanted a cheese pizza, not an anchovy pizza!" he shouted. Then he looked at his toy. "I wanted the Hello Kitty doll, not the Star Wars collectible." The the Galactic Overlord took them back to Earth.

The End

A following note: This was done as a 2nd grade writing activity, its not supposed to be good.

Ancient Egypt

You walk through the desert, thirsty and tired. The yellow sand blows in your eyes, but you keep going. Then you come upon an oasis and drink the pure, cold water. You are too tired to look around so you spend the night in the shade of a palm tree. When you wake up in the morning, you realize where you are. You see small villages up ahead. You walk through the town, and buy a gold necklace, a few strings of beads, and some nice fruit. As you continue walking, small wooden houses become large, beautiful houses, the structures shining in the sun. In front of a church, you see people praising the Sun God, Re (Rah). You start to see large sculptures of kings and Pharoahs. In front of you, you see the large, grand palace of the pharoah. You think, "this is the best trip ever!"

Florida Beaches

You walk o the beach, slowly watching the gulls fly. You walk into the water and pick up a shell. You take it into the water and pick up a starfish. Then you see a beautiful shell. You take it with you. Off in the distance, you see sailboats and gray dolphins leaping happily among the waves. Silver winds blow softly, lifting kites high in the air. The sun sets in the sky, creating bright colors like a beautiful painting. You sit by the ocean, watching the sunset while admiring shells and other treasures washed up by the sea. The waves roll slowly and softly. They are a dark blue like the evening sky. The sun is almost gone and the stars shine brightly.